I'm not high right now

So I'm reading Bardiche's critique of Daniken's Chariots of the Gods, and there's like this excellent quote that goes:

"Those who criticize prognosticators of any stripe, Nostrodame especially, rush to point out that interpretation is simply the act of making words mean what we want them to mean. But that is the issue at the heart of any divination. If we stand expectant for the demons of the past to arrive, we shall never see them, for they will most certainly have new names and new faces. Indeed, if Nostrodame's Epoch of Strife returns, we will likely never see, as he puts it, 'a time again of demons, monsters, sorcerers and gods' but perhaps we will certainly see one of aliens, mutants, superheroes and rock-stars."
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In 1964, when Clapton was in the Yardbirds, a groundswell movement started writing the same message all over the subways of London. Simply said: "Clapton is God". A year later, Simon and Garfunkel made it clear when they said "The words of the prophet are written on the subway walls". So what Bardiche said in jest I say with conviction: maybe Clapton IS God, and Nostrodamus knew it. I mean, I've seen some weird shit and Clapton being God is the most logical conclusion I can come to.

- Agent Morrison